October 2011
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
WatchWatch
Is it weird, that I get mildly aroused when these two argue?
Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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4:45am Text Conversation with my Mother
Mom: U ok?
Me: Yea almost finished at the gym.
Mom: Ok headed to rum.
Mom: Rum.
Mom: Run.
Me: Hahahahahahaha.
Mom: Lol.
Me: Little early to be hittin the bottle, Mom.
Mom: Lol like mother like son!!!
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Everything is connected
if you stretch far enough
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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“Are you angry? Punch a pillow. Was it satisfying? Not hardly. These days...”
– Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You (via 100knives)
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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These are actually good questions, message...
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest facebook message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your screen name mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your ?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) Are you a virgin?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Sep 26th
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Finished an entire shift before the time I would normally wake up on a Sunday, le sigh, back to sleeeppppppp righ meoww
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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“Who hasn’t asked himself, am I a monster or is this what it means to be human?”
– Clarice Lispector (via abrasive)
Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sometimes you just need to dig into the heart of a...
scream
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
Somethings heterosexuals will never understand
There are just certain things about being homosexual, that most people will never have to endure or fear. Yes, people of different races have to deal with bigotry, but that is usually founded in some ill founded upbringing, and is not too widespread [deep bigotry at the least] Homosexuality, on top of bigotry, faces religion as a driving force for hatred, and religion my friends is a different...
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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I am always so afraid
when I am stalking an ex’s facebook, that I am accidentally going to ‘like’ something and they will know I was stalking them.  Then I die of shame
Sep 18th
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Anonymous asked: how cum you didn't go out shaking your hot stuff tonite?
Sep 18th
Anonymous asked: since you have the house to yourself tonite, what are you wearing right now?
Sep 18th
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jstevens428 asked: How drunk do I have to get you to make out with me? :D
Sep 18th
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Anonymous asked: u top or bottom?
Sep 18th
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hightowertealights asked: what are things drunk Scotty thinks about?
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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Anonymous asked: made any drunk calls lately?
Sep 18th
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evergaydes asked: I have a question. When are you coming to visit me in NY? :-P
Sep 18th
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Anonymous asked: scotty, are you drunk? :-)
Sep 18th
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Act now
ask me anything, and I will answer it. This glass of vino will make sure of that Oh and I hold the rights to refuse answering anon questionsss
Sep 18th
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Sep 18th
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