Set Fire to the Rain
tyleroakley: God bless the Internet.
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...
jkimisyellow: Click here for more laughs! todos los dias
When you see a guy from high school
who use to be lanky, skinny, and nerdy and now he is all sexy and buff, and still nerdy
Misfits is back on Hulu y'all
jkimisyellow asked: Test your mighty will-power by meeting up with him and just getting the things back. This is why we hate text messages because they can be read in so many different ways. If you are done, just be done. You're better than him. I'm also into that kind of post.
Anonymous asked: Scotty let's hang outttttt. I hate everybody right now. I need new people to eventually dislike lol jk. But srsly, let's hang out
I always read the yahoo homepage articles on dating
every fucking holiday we fight. not just a little squabble, a battle of the ages, family brawl. The fight started over me putting on clothes that were perceived as me ‘dressing up’. Of course it turned into everything else that our family seems to hold in all year and saves up to use as fuel from thanksgiving until xmas. Though, after some escalation, I did get to use this gem of a...
i hate mass texts
I want that personalized attention, bitches
napping to Charlie Brown
Anonymous asked: Your single as you want to be single. You could find a boyfriend tonight if you wanted to.
how after swearing off the guy I had been seeing for a few months, and actually succeeding in doing so [Succeeding includes; not texting him while drunk, not texting him asking what he is doing tonight, not talking to him, not stalking his facebook, etc.] he texts me and all bets are off in my head. After not really speaking for a few weeks, he texts me “I found your bowtie, and umbrella?...
Anonymous asked: i think you're single because you love yourself a lot and you know you can do better. don't ever settle because you're worth it.
Anonymously tell me why you think I'm single. →
e-pic: Liz Lemon and Tracy Jordan Laugh Off
brandonawilliams asked: Assumption: You think Brandon Williams is fabulous and you wanna be his bestfrann. A). True, B). False. C). Leave this in ask box purgatory because saying "false" would seem too overtly mean, but really it's okay I can handle the truth so don't pick this option.
Anonymous asked: you're a size queen
evergaydes asked: Assumption: you are Liz Lemon.
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my...
Roses are red, Smirnoff was tasted. This Valentine’s day, I sure am wasted. So...– Karen Walker (via jonloge)