December 2011
November 2011
Flush em out the airlock
So I was in the bathroom, and this bug was wriggling by.
I have never seen a bug like this before, nothing even close.
I was afraid it might end up killing me so I tossed it in the toilet
and all I could thing is WWLRD
“What Would Laura Roslin Do”
“I think that you should put the secret group of people you carry on your tech...”
– Spotting an asshole
“If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”
“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely...”
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”
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“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...”
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...”
I am thankful for BSG
listening to "Lykke Li - This Trumpet In My Head" →
“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...”
“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...”
stephensays:
chernobyl:
ashleyisaboysnametoo:
homofascist:
fuckyeahqueerrevolt:
chernobyl:
Reasons why I don’t have a boyfriend:
I hate everyone.
2. I get bored quick.
3. I ate my last one.
4. I only fall in love with Philosophy majors.
5. I can’t date Tumblr.
6. I can’t make love to pizza.
7. I make love to pizza.
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I hate
when I trim and groom my body in expectations of being seen naked only to not be seen naked.
