Flush em out the airlock
So I was in the bathroom, and this bug was wriggling by. I have never seen a bug like this before, nothing even close. I was afraid it might end up killing me so I tossed it in the toilet and all I could thing is WWLRD “What Would Laura Roslin Do”
I think that you should put the secret group of people you carry on your tech...– Spotting an asshole
If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely...
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
“Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want...
I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...
I am thankful for BSG
listening to "Lykke Li - This Trumpet In My Head" →
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely...
stephensays: chernobyl: ashleyisaboysnametoo: homofascist: fuckyeahqueerrevolt: chernobyl: Reasons why I don’t have a boyfriend: I hate everyone. 2. I get bored quick. 3. I ate my last one. 4. I only fall in love with Philosophy majors. 5. I can’t date Tumblr. 6. I can’t make love to pizza. 7. I make love to pizza.
when I trim and groom my body in expectations of being seen naked only to not be seen naked.