This is not me being a bitch. This is me on...
eathecakeannamae: #whitegirlproblems werk
I will forever be envious
of people who have good skin with little to no effort. The 3days while I was sick, delusional and incapacitated, I never got around to doing my full 20+ minute facial routine morning and night that keeps my face looking half decent. So now my face is, a wreck [to me] and is going to take 2 or 3 weeks to clear up again. Blah #white girl problems
If Goverment was taught this way, I think I would...
Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need. Bureaucratic Socialism: Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from...
this couple who move into a house that needs remodeling. they slowly begin to loose themselves, become distant, angry, self involved and diluted to reality around them. One embodies the more aggressive personality, the other, the passive, over time. One would have outside work as well, the hectic person, the other would be in the house all the time, more whimsically melancholic about the house....
Saffron: I thought you were broke. Where did you get all that money from?
Patsy: Don't question me.
Saffron: Where did you get it?
Patsy: I borrowed it from the bank.
Saffron: Well, you can't do that. That's cheating.
Patsy: Listen, you little stoat. I own Park Lane. I can borrow as much money as I like.
Doing my tax return, and at the ‘charitable donations’ category there is no way for me to claim the money I donate to the HRC every month, but I could claim the money I donate to a church which in turn could donate money to a politician who would fight against gay rights. Blah Annoying
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause...– Mark Twain
Is this one of your “fashion has no gender things?– Sam
birch you are sleeping in my lair, I will black swan you in .5. Or sing lite...– A tweet I sent to my lover Joy, who was sleeping in my den after my birthday. Should have read “Bitch, you are sleeping in my lair, I will black swan you in .5 seconds, or sing the little mermaid.” This tweet was in response to her tweet “@theophi1us ”that’s why my...
I think I am getting the disease that has been running rampant. I have avoided it from my co-workers, and more amazingly avoided getting it from my parents. Finally they are feeling better but the wretch[my mother] decides that she is not contaminated anymore, even after I told her to stay away from me and my room. Of course the did not listen and decided to just get me sick, like she has wanted...
To understand what happens inside a black hole, we need to invent new physics.
Les Miserables, very good. I had a few tears towards the end as the revolution got underway. Makes you realize how lethargic and complacent our generation is. Just a thought
Madness is rare in individuals, but in groups, parties, nations and ages it is...– Friedrich Nietzsche
Boyfriend application #11
Must be able to use chopsticks
Earth is my god
Boyfriend application #124
Must like to eat, lots of times throughout the day
Why don’t you guys invent something, like why didn’t you think of...– Mom
Mom: I would so be the Little Mermaid, if I could live under the water I would be so happy
Me: ... The Little Mermaid didn't want to live under the water
Mom: Well she is an ungrateful little bitch
Tonight... in GIFs
Roughly how I see it going down tonight at my birthday celebration [click to enlarge] At Elephant Bar After a few shots… Once they bring the food Arrival at Pulse How I see myself dancing How I will actually be dancing… Some bitch won’t let me dance where I want to Some bitch gets in my way Pizza afterwards Passes out at the end of the night on Joy =] ...
Reblog: if you need more GIFs
I need more Gifs in my life, I have a little folder started, but, I want more, so as a birthday present to me from you, reblog this with your favorite Gifs you have =] <3 <3
First act of birthday diva accomplished
Of course me and my parents got in a fight, its not a Lamming holiday without one [yes my birthday is a holiday, ]. It was not really a fight that I should have been a part of, but of course I got dragged as is ever the case. At the climax of the shouting I got to use the amazing “Thanks for making this a fucking amazing [insert holiday] guys” line. Blah, I need to move up the time I...
Is upset I cannot be birthday diva until after work, but when that time comes, no one better get in my way or ruin my night. Heads will roll
my mother is trying to make me sick. Her and my dad have passed around the flu and I have been doing my best to avoid them and stay healthy. But she keeps saying, “you’re next” and “you are going to get sick” Then we actually have a fight about it, I yell at her to stop saying that and she yells that she is just trying to warn me, which makes no sense. Then she...