Quinn: You have a surgery when you get your appendix out. You. Got. A. Boob. Job!
Santana: Yup. Sure did. *smack*
I dress like I am on a boat, so maybe a hot rich republican, with a gold...– me
So I think I might start watching 90210 because they are adding a gay storyline… and the guy is hot, and a mainish character, so he’ll get screen time. I just feel like I am a homostoryline whore, most shows that have a gay story, I’ll suffer through. The guy in this one is really hot though, which will be a nice change, because I find that gay characters in shows tend to be less...
Eating pasta with some Pinot noir, watching Mad Men. A refreshing but sad notion on my part
So I just answered the door
and there was a redneck on the other side, a cute one at that. I am shirtless of course, and he definitely gave me the once up and down and smiled slightly, then realized what he did and started semi frantically sputtering out that he needed my mom. Hahaha, poor soul.
The famed Aquarian affinity for friendship and community makes this a weak sign for supervillains. Most Evil Aquarians are unintentionally so, but manage to wreak considerable havoc and destruction with their half-assed attempts at union and harmony. Their inability to experience and consequently understand human emotion can make interaction with the Evil Aquarian especially perilous. Famous...
I have tons of flaws and I'm more than open about...
silver-scars: They’re physical, emotional and psychological and I analyze them, joke about them, cry over them. It’s normal. I’d hardly say I need “help” just because I write a couple self-deprecating posts. REAL RECOGNIZE REAL.
So my parents were on the verge of divorce the other day, and all I could think about was how it would inconvenience me. That is a problem
I have a strong pull to go back to Paris.. hmm
Ok Florida, we can now adopt children, how about going all the way and letting us marry?
Half the time I am just pretending to half care.
believe newscasters when they say “Fortunately, no one was hurt” … you know they wish someone died
Home from the club, eating pizza, semi-drunk, watching Where the wild things are in my underwear. This is my life
listening to "Regina Spektor - Daniel Cowman" →
And heroin boy started taking off his belt Started taking off his pants, started taking off his shoes Filling up the bathtub, getting ready to go in for a swim I says, no—you’re gonna drown And he says, no—i can’t drown Simply because Shhhh… A man destined to hang Can never drown, … Lucky that I’m dying By hanging and not drowning. So now that we got...
I do this thing where I invest little parts of me, my secrets, nuances in a many different people. Its a defense mechanism of sorts so that I get to express myself and inner being, but not one person can hold all of those parts, so no one person can ever really have that power of knowledge and be able to hurt me in any way. I do the same thing when it comes to recording my thoughts and...
So if I understand you correctly marriage is solely for procreation? So by that logic infertile men and barren women should not be allowed to marry… That’s what I thought.
listening to "Justice - The Party" →
Basically my night life theme song
You Can't Handle Me
itscmaddox: I know I can be a lot to handle. I make it that way so only people who actually want to be around me for genuine reasons will be around me. I know need a GANG of somewhat friends. I’m fine with having a hand full of true friends. I don’t want to waste my time or anyone else’s pretending that we will/can be something we won’t. But once my walls come down for those select few, I am a...
I want to yoga, but I can’t, because everything is so cluttered and array, its killing me slowly, closing on me. I need to purge it all. Out with the old and nothing new to follow lets do this room, my oldest enemy and friend
Drama is like gay man Gatorade, it replenishes their electrolytes– Jenna (30 Rock)
I am generally a pleasant person, and I like when others are happy… but no matter how hard I try, I always get upset when that god damned heart shows up on facebook and someone else is in a relationship. Mostly I am just bitter. Bitter that that heart is not on my page, and most likely won’t be for a long while. Also, I get kinda happy when I see the heart for people breaking up. Its...
Half way through
the Extended Edition of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. I am watching them with the commentary since I have seen them so many times by this point. It adds something new to the mix lol
So I definitely worked at Starbucks alone for 2 hours today… Needless to say I kind of made it up as I went along.
Drinking fresh tea and pb toast, sitting in my bed relaxing before work. I think I am going to like going in not at 7am everyday a lot.
There are a lot of people in this world that I do not even waste time hating, they are just a non issue, irrelevant, not worth my thought or energy
I find really attractive. That light patter of freckles someone gets on their should/upperback from being in the sun too much. So cute a moi
Mad Men time
True Blood? True Blood. truuuuebloodtruebloodtruebloodtruebloodtrueblood #trueblood
I just went through the most recent 250 pictures of me on facebook and no joke, all of them either are me in some for of drunkenness. Either I am walking from a club, to a club, at a club, at some house or apartment or hotel or party. What is my life becoming?
So early, and I’m not hungover. Lets get some stuff done. Clean house Clean room Laundryyy clean Car Work in the garden [what’s left of it none the less] Eat?
Kaleigh: oooh scotty...hes like freaking royalty if we can get him to hang out with us, too damn busy
Joy: lmfao, it's like trying to get fucking tea & crumpets with the queen
Bartender: Who are you going to punch with those brass knuckles?
Me: Whoever the fuck gets in my way