September 2010
finally
eating something real… maybe this is why I keep losing weight
August 2010
I really appreciate people who appreciate things that I appreciate
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“Aquarius loves its own principles and, because it is such a mental sign, is...”
– The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need
The Boys Are Back is probably the queerest song ever created… and I mean queer in the gay way
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Lying in bed fully clothed
listening to a my itunes go through High School Musical and Hairspray [common factor of Effron to blame]
listening to Vivaldi for the last hour with out realizing, its lulling me into a stupor
Pobrecito
I feel like I owe some sort of warning to a guy when they are trying to start “talking” to me. Maybe just a simple “good luck” or something of the sort would suffice
Just spent the day in the garage helping the dad fix my car now I have to help the mother cook dinner. I can’t be both daughter and son in one day. I just want to lie down.
Still hungover… And I have two 21st bday parties to attend tonight… I may die lol
Even though
I classify as a dog person, I really strong urges to want a cat
Me: Tell him [whispers] "You are my life"
@Samthereforeiam: ...
Me: This is why I am single
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My closet is literally becoming a small wine cellar
“While al-Qaeda is plotting and planning, we’re listening to “Oops!...”
– Max Brooks on Americans
“She’s a bitch, I’d rather just be one of his hoes”
– My mother [on her dismissal of trying to be Betty Draper]
Time to weigh in
I personally do not think there should be a Muslim Community center or what not built by ground zero. Not because it is related to Islam, but I do not think there should be any sort of religious connection to the area. Religious ideals, how ever extreme they are, were used by the terrorist in the attack that day and religion was used by our president (at the time) in the form of his...
Its a great feeling
when you add someone on facebook and they are not mutual friends with half the Orlando gay population
Dad: What's that
Scotty: What? Oh that, I got burned by a cigarette
Dad: Where were you?
Scotty: A club
Dad: How did it get on your back
Scotty: I was wearing a tank top
Dad: Did you kick his ass?
Scotty: It was a girl
Dad: Did you kick her ass?
Scotty: No..
Dad: Was she hot?
Scotty: ...
So its official,
I am going to be a Starbucks Barista in 2 weeks
Don’t you hate when a really pretty girl marries some ugly douchebag of a guy. You could do so much better
'rents: Clean your room.
Scotty: I work a lot... I'm never home
'rents: You can't even walk through it
Scotty: I manage
'rents: We have people coming over and your room is a wreck
Scotty: Then buy me a door and don't come through this one with a hammer
'rents: ... Clean your room
S-1 R-0
Mad Men makes conga lines sexy
This is why I never get anything done in my life
I work most of the week, then get drunk the nights I have off then I am hungover sleep through the days, then I am back to work.
Rinse and repeat.
My drinking is killing me
Calm yourself,
we arrive when we arrive
For all I know,
I look a fool when I dance, but I have god damned good time doing it
“No, if God didn’t want homosexuality, he wouldn’t have even made it POSSIBLE....”
– Jonathan Finch, Introduction to Philosophy - Missouri University of Science and Technology (via kaycem)
Oh my god I just drank from a smart water bottle full of vodka. #pickmeup #greatwaytostarttheday
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Staying skinny tips #1
Only fill a glass two-thirds the way full of juice and pour some water in to fill the rest. A third less calories and the same basic taste
Boyfriend application #14
Must be comfortable enough to hold my hand in public.
“If Cindy Crawford can look good, dammit so can I”
– My mom as she and I were in the bathroom applying our nightly regime. And with that goodnight y’all
It
was just a shirt in the wind
I
just saw a ghost
“It’s so sad when the birds die”
– Kaleigh on AngryBirds
According to Forbes,
… I mean I love O-town, but, ‘cool’
similarfrowns:
josephdv:
Orlando is the 6th “Coolest City” in America.
…
Interesting. Very interesting.
Drinking some herbal tea and honey water, hopefully this sore throat will be gone by morning. Night ya’ll
Who wants to
move to the 50’s with me?
Boyfriend application #22
I like nick/pet names, nothing too cutsey but semi-clever and fun
PROP 8 RULED UNCONSTITUTIONAL!
Lol… these GIFs
kaycem:
Prop 8
was overturned today!! yay gay. Another step forwards
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I bought
3 bottles of Pinot Noir yesterday [whatever they were on sale]. If they are no good I am going to have lots of Sangria to be had lol
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Downed some nyquil, bed time, hopefully cold-free dayside, nighhttt
When I get hyphy
This phrase often flows out of my mouth
“Do you know who I am? I’m Scotty fucking Lamming bitch”
This girl above is my soulmate I think
I can honestly say
over the last months I have not been looking for a man, a boyfriend, relationship at all, and I can also say that it is probably the happiest I have been through and through in a long while. I have accepted singlehood for the first time in a long time, and it is great. I would not be opposed to mr.right[now] showing up, or a relationship at all, but I am also fine without it. Refreshing
