March 2010
NEED a boyfriend.
Friend: I'm so alone with out someone.
Carlos: Well, technically thats not true. If you were alone I wouldn't be here right now.
Friend: I need a boyfriend. I can't seem to breathe with out one.
Carlos: Well you're breathing fine right now.
Friend: I'll die if I don't have a boyfriend.
Carlos: It's been a year since your last one and you're still alive.
Friend: I can't truly be my self with out a lover by my side.
Carlos: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
