October 2010
So last night
I played with a lightsaber and a Harry Potter wand [minds out of the gutter please] at the gay club. I am such a nerd.
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I’m being Tinker Bell for Halloween.
There has been this long-standing joke for a few weeks now that my soul mate is going to be someone dressed up as C3P0 or R2D2. We were on the Ouija Board and asked, “Who is Katie’s soul mate?” The closest thing to the answer we got was either C3P0 or R2D2 (I can’t remember which it was, I was drunk, leave me alone.) We’ll see.
Father Bonding #4
Liza Minnelli comes on the play list
Me: I can't handle Liza right now
Dad: *under his breath* I can't handle her ever
Father Bonding #3
Dad: Where is Ibar?
Me: On orange, next to Tabu, the black club
Dad: Its a black club? It didn't use to be. Have you ever been?
Me: No, I don't think they'd let me in
Dad: Did you tell them you voted for Obama?
Me: I don't think.. that matters
Dad: See what good it did for you voting for him
Father Bonding #2
Building a dresser together, both singing the Rocky Horror soundtrack.
Father Bonding #1
Dad: So where do you go downtown?
Me: Ibar mostly, well Independent Bar, and Backbooth
Dad: So.. are those like... gay bars? Or just a lot of gay people go there?
Me: The gays I can stand being around go there
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Always Sunny
Frank: We're trying t piece a night and we need your help.
Artemis: I don't remember that night.
Frank: I didn't tell you which night yet.
Artemis: I don't remember most evenings
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Manmeet: This holiday sounds more weird than the one with the homosexual who dresses up and steals children's teeth.
Todd: Are you talking about the toothfairy?
Manmeet: That term is offensive
“She’s[Lucy] such a bitch… and this was before mean girls.”
– My mom as we are watching ‘Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin’
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@austinpatton
Austin: Its called window shopping, duhz
Scotty: I can't do that, I have a problem
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I don’t get 5 o’clock shadow, I get 3 day shadow.
Also I showed up 30 minutes late today and no one said anything, they wouldn’t even try and get me to start working after I sat in the office for 15 more minutes, wasting time. I feel like management/coworkers are scared of my normal Monday attitude/terror, and just let me do what I want until I cheer up after I eat
Manager: see, you are human!
Scotty: was there a question about that?
I know I can be cold and automatonesque at work(and in life), but really? I am nice sometimes.
I need a good depressing book to read. Any suggestions?
I found the $6, it was under my mousepad
I lost $6, somewhere in my room. It bothers me that I cannot find it
Stand Alone Complex
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I was driving yesterday and saw a sign for a local politician last named “Horrux”, but all I could think was “Nice try Voldemort”. Looks like someone will not be getting my vote.
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to(last)night
Buying lokos for the underaged, gay clubs, dancing, mcdonald’s fries, downtown, friends, dirty hipster club, hipster dancing, old friends, drunk cyclist, annoying gay, black girls in stilettos, drunk streetwalkers, parking ticket under a bridge, more mcdonald’s, ouija board, creepy lesbian, princess dia, corey haim, running over traffic cones, almost hitting a giant flashing arrow, mad...
The more I watch Cougar Town the more I love it, and hope that is how my late 30’s and early 40’s are =] Drinkin’ wine in Ft. Lauderdale sounds like a grand back up plan
Joy: So, any boys on the horizon?
Me: When are there ever... You and I don't have horizons, ... Only sunsets
J: ...
Me: ...
J & me: *cracks up*
I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my… I just threw out my neck
Wearing a purple tie to work today since I have to wear a black shirt, hopefully Starbucks doesn’t care, I sure as hell do not
If you are going to proposition me via the internet, I need to be able to actually read your love letter for my face. Please use punctuation, capitalization and full words; grammar and spelling would be an added positive while I try to decipher what you are intending to say.
I hate how people feel the internet renders all the aforementioned null.
This is why I have such disdain for the worldly...
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A friend and I came to a realization today while eating a burrito at Moes. Its not so much that we hate everyone, its more that we can not stand flat people, people without depth, people who do not seem to think, just do, just go about life without consequence or understanding of what is happening around them. Unfortunately for this world, this is how most people come across. She and I are trying...
listening to "David Hudson - Thylacine" →
Who wants to go tribal dance, naked by a fire, under the moonlight with me?
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another zombie dream last night = restless sleep
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I know I am actually a heartless
Person when a kid tonight was talking about how his aunt was dying from cancer and how his little brother died from a boating accident and all I could think/care about is when I would be able to leave that table and get my fries.
If I ever say, I have nothing to wear, please slap me, it would be a grand lie
listening to "Mozart - Don Giovanni, Act II,... →
Favorite Scene from Amadeus
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Sometimes
When I am walking across Target, my work place, and I have my track jacket over my sholders, I play the Imperial March in my head, and without realizing, half the time I whistle it to myself, and I am almost certain, in some deep dark reaches of my subconscious, I think I am pretending to be Darth Vader.
I hate when I have such a real dream about the person I miss and love the most only to wake up alone realizing it just never going to be. Such is life
