February 2012
110 posts
Anonymous asked: Kill marry screw: Zac Efron, Taylor Lautner, Hunter Parrish.
jonloge asked: Kill Marry Screw: Darren Criss, Zayn Malik, Channing Tatum
Kill, marry, screw- ask it.
7 worst international aid ideas →
baddominicana:
note-a-bear:
obruniradio:
lysscglobal:
Maybe their hearts were in the right place. Maybe not. Either way, these are solid contenders for the title of “worst attempts at helping others since colonialism.”
1. One million t-shirts for Africa
2. TOMS Buy-One-Give-One
…dumping shoes in places where people might otherwise be employed to make them.
3. Machine gun preacher
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Scotty & Joy: Gab gab gab glee blahh blahh blahh glee
Scotty: I am a Glee episode waiting to happen. I have a phone in one hand and coffee in the other while driving with my knees.
Joy: And you're gay
Scotty: And I am gay! And it is raining! It will be perfect
Discussing the finer points of Glee and my impending episode-inspiring death
kennyforyourthoughts asked: Happy trails ;)
Anonymous asked: a big dick?
Anonymous asked: a short guy like 5'8?
Anonymous asked: muscle.
The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and...
ask awayy
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jkimisyellow:
A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words
Cheiloproclitic - Being attracted to someones lips. Quidnunc - One who always has to know what is going on. Ultracrepidarian - Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge. Apodyopis - The act of mentally undressing someone. Gymnophoria - The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you. Tarantism - The urge to...
Favorite feature on TV on DVD
‘Play all’
When someone in school says they like your tumblr ... →
lulz-time:
;) don’t click
bensjamn:
soundlyawake:
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHOW THIS IS SO I CAN WATCH IT EVERY DAY
This woman is too excited about sponges. Watch it.
I can only hope I am this eccentric when I am old
If you're like me, and have never seen a potato...
the-labido-placebo:
“That’s corn.”
“Oh no, really? Let me just skip ahead a bit…”
“So much… time wasted…”
She must have been so full after looking at all these pictures of potatoes.
I wish I met you
a few years from now
when life has stomped
on your dreams
your aspirations.
when that sparkle has left your eye
that naivete escaped you.
your soul hardened
colder
Then maybe we could love
then maybe we could last.
Right now, no,
Right now, never